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Why Birth Control Was Invented ...

Part I

'Sydney, did you poop??'
'No'
'Are you sure?'
'No poop'
'So if I checked your pull-up then there isn't going to be any poop in there?'
'Right, no poop'
Check Pull-Up
'Sydney, there is poop in there'
'Nope, it's a turd'
'Same thing'
'No it's not, it's a baby turd not poop'

Part II

'God Sydney, did you poop again?! You freaking stink!!'
'No poop'
'Oh dear god, (roll eyes here) fine, do you have a baby turd then'
'No baby turd'
Check pull-up
'Jesus Christ Sydney that is disgusting!'
Smiling 'Yep, baby poop'
'I asked you if you pooped'
'No poop, just baby poop'
'Oh, for the love of ... '

Shit proceeds to fall out of the diaper, onto the rug .. on my finger (gagging at this point) ... hanging from her butt ... on her shirt I throw her into the tub, cussing under my breath, it's just so freaking gross that I have to take the towel and put it against my face so I can scream at the
top of my lungs. 

Comments

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cph9680
Aug. 20th, 2008 01:35 am (UTC)
That sucks! That's when I'd throw the baby out too
polarisdib
Aug. 20th, 2008 08:06 am (UTC)
Damn good lawyer you got there. I'ven't heard semantics like that since Kerry attempted to pretend he had something to say.

--PolarisDiB
rimkuss
Aug. 20th, 2008 04:39 pm (UTC)
They're so cute till they talk and realize they got their minds. Yours seemed to learn this sooner then most. In fact some people don't even achieve this. You have only yourself to blame for this ; )
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